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No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:23 am

With a sense of humour

Scumbag decided to slap his bitch up and throws her against shop window a number of times. They then both go through window: he is speared on glass shard and snuffs it, she gets away with cuts & bruises.

www.thisislondon.co.uk...article.do

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:31 am

Saw that on the Beeb - you'd need a heart of stone not to p1ss yourself with laughter, wouldn't you?

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:56 am

The photo looks as if the copper is putting the boot in to the corpse!

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:25 am

Christ, have you seen the comments section for the story??
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For a store of this magnitude the glass should have been shatter-proof. The families of this guy should make a claim against the store and or glass manufacture for wrongful death
Compensation culture alive and well in Britain then Shocked

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:40 am

doc80905:
Christ, have you seen the comments section for the story??
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For a store of this magnitude the glass should have been shatter-proof. The families of this guy should make a claim against the store and or glass manufacture for wrongful death
Compensation culture alive and well in Britain then Shocked

Or someone with an ARRSE-like sense of sarcasm.

On the plus side, it's one less on the unemployment figures for Gordo.

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:08 pm

How do you know it was not her ---- that planned the perfect murder! Rolling Eyes

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:15 pm

Just another pane killer abuse story.





Taxi!

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:05 pm

mistersoft:
Just another pane killer abuse story.



Nah, you can see right through that one

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:21 pm

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mistersoft:
Just another pane killer abuse story.



Nah, you can see right through that one

havent either of you got a shard of remorse for the fella?

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:25 pm

maguire:
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mistersoft:
Just another pane killer abuse story.



Nah, you can see right through that one

havent either of you got a shard of remorse for the fella?

This isn't funny, his family must be shattered.

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:28 pm

Have you lot never had a domestic? People who live in glass houses should not throw stones!







A Taxi? For me? How kind of you. Oh and look you have my coat too!

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Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:32 pm

He must have been a fan of that famous BBC kids programme 'Play School'.

"Now then children, is it through the round window or the arched window or the square window? No children, it's through the plate glass window".

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:33 pm

Apparently, they were members of the 'Playschool Re-enactment Society'. So which window will we go through today? The round window, the square.......





Ok, ok, I know. that's my taxi - thanks Very Happy

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:36 pm

How do you know it was not her ---- that planned the perfect murder!


She didn't do it........................she's been framed!

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:37 pm

The positive side of the story being there is now one less homeless person Very Happy

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:55 pm

he seems like he was quite a pane in the ass





don't worry, i'll get my own coat
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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:01 pm

Oh stop please Laughing

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:12 pm

doc80905:
Christ, have you seen the comments section for the story??
Quote:
For a store of this magnitude the glass should have been shatter-proof. The families of this guy should make a claim against the store and or glass manufacture for wrongful death
Compensation culture alive and well in Britain then Shocked
Well it does say 'Banana Republic' with 'in progress' on the window pane underneath. You can see it clearly in the direction of which that lanky cnut is leaning over the red car and facing. No doubt he works for injurylawyers4u and is scoping out any possible court opposition.

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:18 pm

stabradop:
Oh stop please Laughing

On reflection, that's probably enough. Wink

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Re: No, there is a God after all.

Post Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:24 pm

mistersoft:
stabradop:
Oh stop please Laughing

On reflection, that's probably enough. Wink


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