Can I recommend the following:

ISBN 1-870870-34-4

How To Say Feck Off In 50 Languages

Compiled by Kelvin Birdseye - Old Rope Books

Some useful phrases and some outstanding local facts.

I bet it doesn't have that one though!

Cous in some Arabic dialects, effectively translates as cnut which might go some way to explain why qoous in Modern Standard Arabic translates as rainbow.

Think about that the next time your in Apu's mini-mart and ask for the cous-cous.

Apu is a devout Hindu Indian from Kolcatta (I believe. ) He is in no way Arabic, nor to my knowledge, does he speak the language (perhaps a smattering of Parsi or even Urdu) When not running KwikeMart or spawnig exorbitant broods of children, he can be spotted praying to monkeys or studting Rosetta stone. He has even been known to default to rapid-fireSlovenian when vexed, but certainly NOT Arabic of either the North African or Saudi dialect. He may, however, carry some Arabic DNA , dating back to the Moghul Dynasties, or through intermarriage with Muslims down through the generations (unlikely)but he would more likely carry the Persian genome ( non- arabic with a few exceptions) if anything other than Aryan/Dravidian mixture. Were you just elected MEP in the North of your country? Hope this helps! Cheers -Flag

Editerd to add; With his facial features and alphabet-name, one could safely assume he is of Dravidian (likely Tamil) stock.

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If memory serves correctly:

Punjabi

Banjod= Sister fooker
Majod= Mother fooker
Mutmar= W@nker
Gorijod= white fooker (particularly insulting to young asian women for some reason)

All taught to me by a tandoori chef

Oh btw. If you are ever in your local indian run corner shop and you hear:

'Gori chor lagda' the shop keepers think you look like a thief and will watch you with eagle eyes.




Disclaimer: If my post in anyway appears to be rascist or demeaning to any persons of any race, creed or culture then please accept my humble apologies. Feel free to send me your address and I will send you twenty shiny pennies to try to ease the pain I have caused

Flag.....

How much of a cnut have you just made me feel

I simply was too stupid to think of his Arabic eqivalent, I thought your average ARRSER really would be too stupid to know otherwise!!

And I would rather bugger my own child than be elected as an MEP for some party prevalent 'ooop north.' Or does that ammount to the same thing?

In future, will not be such a racist knob!!

No, no chinnok. The people in the Norf of your country are but monkeys. No need to apologise for stating the blatant. As for racist knobbery ; in the same way they say fags give better head than women ( I've heard), it takes a racist prick to give another a proper telling.SO remember, be informed in your bigotry, you get less argument and less embarrasment in response. You have to put out the EFFORT, man!

I am so informed in my bigotry, though I find the best head comes from Asian schoolgirls.

And taking them from behind whilst they struggle with the complexities of 'Harry Potter and The Magical Back Passage' is so sublime.

It's just a shame we have to stop to have their nappies changed.

Have we met on here before? You are that "donut" f@cker and I claim my crate!

Cucumbers/Lettuce...... take more energy to ingest/digest than you get out of them.
Wrong forum

Mr Jonathon Foreigner should damn well learn English, failing that a sharp blow on his head with your copy of the Telegraph will suffice to convey your displeasure and reduce him to the servile wretch that he is.

Je ne parle pas francais, parce'que je suis anglais.

J'avais marche sur quelque chose de desagreable. Ah oui, c'est votre pais.

(I appear to have stepped in something unpleasant. Oh yes, it's your country.)

Votre pais et tous a fais plaisant, pour une colonie de lepre.

(Your country is quite nice, as far as leper colonies go.)

Vous etes une fromage-mangent singe de reddition.

(You are a cheese eating surrender monkey.)

It gives a whole new meaning to Couscous, but personally I think it tastes like shite.

I'm still trying to work out where Flagrantviolator got "bread" (khubz) from ?

Or am I missing something?

Just stick with "yakhrab baytak" (may your house be destroyed). Believe me, it's the ultimate.