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Re: Bare/Bush Debate

Post Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:54 pm

JRHartley:
tattybadger:
Doogonk:
For those that insist on "lubbing up" bald females, may i suggest going for sumfin with a little more consistancy to avoid slipping into the brown. My suggestion would be Marmite but feel free to improvise. I would strongly advise against Algipan, Cillit Bang or chunky peanut butter! Shocked

WTF is lubbing?
its what some blokes do when they're not good enough to get her minge dripping naturally.

Like OMD 80?

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Re: Bare/Bush Debate

Post Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:11 pm

Can see a market here - mobile shaving service. Minimum outlay, lots of fun Smile

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Re: Bare/Bush Debate

Post Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:17 pm

Deffo a well maintained bush. Can't beat a bit of female (w)horticulture to enhance the experience.

Nothing worse than a lazy tart with '5 o'clock shadow' which rips Proud Percy to ribbons while he is trying to concentrate.

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