Of course she is and so am I - she is a cnut playing to a home audience and it's pathetic.

Can see far from your high horse?

Didn't they blame the failure on us English then too?

Nothing at all to do with shoddy recce (landing in a malaria infested swamp) and of course only taking wigs and mirrors to trade with the naked natives....

The failure led to the Scots being bankrupt as a nation and forced to join our Union.

Not all bad news, they have had the chance to bitch about it for thelast few centuries.

Oh, and the massive bail out paid to the now skint jocks by the English to keep their country afloat.

Bet they don't teach that in Scottish History lessons...

They've been stealing from us for years.

Having served with a couple of Jock Regiments and served with Scots soldiers generally I should be sad to see them go. For the rest of the Gwar-nation:

Ae fond kiss, and then we sever;
Ae fareweel, alas, for ever!

(Written by that Jewish guy, Rabbi Burns)

No surprise Rabbie was Jewish; the Isrealie's are one of the Lost Tribes of Scotland. And Burns was a Freemason who, as we all know, are the spiritual descendants of the Poor Knights of Christ and the Temple of SOLOMON!

As to a break up of the Union: never going to happen. London will soon be distroyed by Al Queda in the world's first(but not last)Nuclear 9/11. What's left of the city will be evacuated and the survivors will flee North.

Edinburgh will become the de facto Capital and England will be ruled from Scotland, under Martial Law...

I just hope none of this happens until after Murray wins Wimbledon on Sunday!

(Has anyone seen by Extra-Strength Tinfoil Hat? )

The horizon's the same distance as it is from your vantage point.

Maybe she just didn't want to listen to a speech from someone for whom she felt no loyalty etc. In which case, she did the right thing and stayed away. In the same way as you (I suspect) or I would run a mile from Gordon Brown talking in puiblic - it's not bad manners; just a desire not to be around him.

Maybe she was playing politics.

Possibly - and if she wanted to make a point she by snubbing the event she certainly hasn't been starved of the oxygen of publicity for it.

According to this:

Sweaties use chip fat as sunscreen

the Jocks will eventually die out becuase they think making themselves like a poke of chips will protect them from the sun.

Hang on, in the unlikely event there is actually any sun in North Britain they'll chage us for the melanoma treatment...

Not as much as the people from the NE of Ingerland have

Is there a collective suicide gene for the tartan hobbits. Deep-fried mars bars, pizzas, lollipops and bairns, 40 JPS and B&H daily at the middle age of 11 and higher alcohol consumption than anywhere in the world except Port Mauritius etc et al.

Aye - better to burn oot than to fade away .....

Don't start all that pish again.

It's England. I take the time to spell your nation correctly, take the time to spell mine correctly.

Fact is a fact though

Sorry - I missed the fact

NE and NI gets more per head than Scotland

What fact is that?

I assume you are pointing out that the NE GDP per capita is the lowest in England, and only just ahead of Wales.

Of course ship building and Coal mine closure haven't really helped in these areas.

Doesn't explain why you are being a c0ck spouting bullsh1t like "Ingerland" does it?

Get a life. You abviously have never heard of banter.
So it is ok for the ENGLISH to call the Welsh, Irish and Scots names but they are not allowed to have BANTER back.


Actually I was refering to the RFA where NE and NI get more per head than Scotland, whereas London and SE get lowest even though they produce more for the nation (that is the UK) than anyone else.

Anyway getting of subject and I apologise for that, she, the MSP is a tw@ of the highest order and I would not piss on her (or any politico) if she was on fire

Spot on pleb.

Yes, yes I have heard of banter.

I just regard the constant misspelling or mispronounciation of my Nations name a bit lame and irritating.

I refer to the above as Taffs, Paddies or Jocks. But don't refer to their countries as Taffland, Paddyland or Jockland. Or anyother term.

Get a grip, pr1ck.

I left a message on her website forum.
She was born in Burton on Trent so is probably the daughter of a chipeater from Stoke?

That's her squared away then?