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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:24 am

Not much of a handout

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:26 am

It's a touching story, but could do with more feeling.

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:36 am

You lot are soooooo sad! Poor girl's got enough problems picking her nose and wiping her arrse at the same time without you lot giving her a hard time. Oh no, that's probably going to start all the pervs off again!

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:37 am

Shop floor management was only an arms reach away from her.






That mini-bus gone already?

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:42 am

Norfolknchance:
You lot are soooooo sad! Poor girl's got enough problems picking her nose and wiping her arrse at the same time without you lot giving her a hard time. Oh no, that's probably going to start all the pervs off again!

I'll give her a hand









Any room left

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:09 am

johnboyzzz:
Norfolknchance:
You lot are soooooo sad! Poor girl's got enough problems picking her nose and wiping her arrse at the same time without you lot giving her a hard time. Oh no, that's probably going to start all the pervs off again!

I'll give her a hand


I wouldn't mind if she took me into her arm.











Any room left

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:28 am

What a touching story







Room for one more ??

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:25 pm

Only if you stump up that fare




Move up the bus please

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:30 pm

She said: "I felt personally diminished, humiliated and could not argue a point I could never win."

Make a shite lawyer then Rolling Eyes

Kick it in the clack and drown it. Lawyers; I shit 'em

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:42 pm

i might need a hand getting on the bus







Move along inside please

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:12 pm

Norfolknchance:
You lot are soooooo sad! Poor girl's got enough problems picking her nose and wiping her arrse at the same time without you lot giving her a hard time.


She can probably cope easily with all these remarks in dubious taste,
In fact, it sounds like that she has a well-developed humerus side to her.....




.....On the other side though, the humerus is not quite so well developed.

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:39 pm

I suppose a 'short-arm' inspection is out of the question? Very Happy

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:54 pm

Mind the GAP...the "I'll get my coat Express" is leaving from Platform 6 I believe?

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