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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:08 pm

No I didnt lie.

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:26 pm

so you said you'd sent it, although you didn't?

Thats a lie then?

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:37 pm

attractiveboy:
No I didnt lie.

Apparently you f*cking did! Mad I believe MDN over you Evil or Very Mad

Admit it, you've been caught out. Now f*cking man up and sort it!

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:43 am

Come on, Abercrombie and Fitch,

Just stump up and tell her to sling her hook

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:49 am

Recce19:
attractiveboy:
No I didnt lie.

Apparently you f*cking did! Mad I believe MDN over you Evil or Very Mad

Admit it, you've been caught out. Now f*cking man up and sort it!

Fcuk me, don't you have some anger issues!

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:50 am

Mighty_doh_nut:
so you said you'd sent it, although you didn't?

Thats a lie then?

He didn't lie.He mis-spoke.

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:46 am

Tawahi-50:
I may be going out on a limb here but I think 'law student' says it all.

I agree. Seems so many like her go to 'law school' to work out how to play the rules for personal gain - screw the consequences and what it does to your reputation. Don't they cut off people's hands and arms in some countries for lieing and stealing? Me being a human - I just don't think like that. Even if you twisted my arm about it.

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:40 pm

B_AND_T:
Recce19:
attractiveboy:
No I didnt lie.

Apparently you f*cking did! Mad I believe MDN over you Evil or Very Mad

Admit it, you've been caught out. Now f*cking man up and sort it!

Fcuk me, don't you have some anger issues!

Sorry sweet cheaks, did I rattle your cage? Over issues of integrity - you know what that is. right? Rolling Eyes - I do get a bit irritated; especially over something like this. I'll go and take some happy pills, just for you Wink

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:21 pm

F*ck me, you guys are evil. I'm sure there are plenty of guys out there (me included), who would love to get her down on all three's! Embarassed

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:24 pm

Cheggo:
F*ck me, you guys are evil. I'm sure there are plenty of guys out there (me included), who would love to get her down on all three's! Embarassed

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:48 pm

Well, she didn't get the £20,000 she was asking for but didn't do too badly

Interesting that she didn't tell A&F of her disability until she got the job. It was actually when she was on her induction training when she told them-sounds like a bit of deceit on the job interview.


Riam Dean Wins- No surprise there, then

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:27 pm

looks abit like Samantha Mumba

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:47 pm

Tawahi-50:
Well, she didn't get the £20,000 she was asking for but didn't do too badly

Interesting that she didn't tell A&F of her disability until she got the job. It was actually when she was on her induction training when she told them-sounds like a bit of deceit on the job interview.


Riam Dean Wins- No surprise there, then

Not exactly an arm and a leg. She didn't need the leg though, so I suppose the arm was enough.

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:49 pm

Is this a variation of "My dogs got no nose"? Confused

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:22 pm

BenghaziBandit:
Is this a variation of "My dogs got no nose"? Confused

I guess it must be,
the next lines being:

"My stockroom manager has no arm.."
"How does she feel, then?"
"Well, a lot happier now she's won her case!"

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:08 pm

Is it me, or is her head too big for her body in that photo ?

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:15 pm

Tawahi-50:
Come on, Abercrombie and Fitch,

Just stump up and tell her to sling her hook

They are now into ice cream - anyone for a raspberry ripple?

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:27 pm

Hell, I'd do her and Heather Mills in a 2.6-some...

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:47 pm

The truth is now out she was sent to the stock room whilst the company investigated the theft of stock from the shop floor, the stock was described as designer and only to be found in the London Store. After investigation it was found that the manikins had been delivered without left arms by mistake and the arms were not stolen.

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:11 am

cbgramc:
The truth is now out she was sent to the stock room whilst the company investigated the theft of stock from the shop floor, the stock was described as designer and only to be found in the London Store. After investigation it was found that the manikins had been delivered without left arms by mistake and the arms were not stolen.


Now you mention it, Very Happy ; I don't have much knowledge of artificial limbs but I would have thought that they could have come up with a better one than the one she's wearing for her court appearance.

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