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Most embarrassing course

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:45 am

Just been asked to provide a name for the 'Ablution Control Officer course'.. im not joking, came off a health and safety inspection, can anyone beat it?

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Re: Most embarrassing course

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:37 am

FAC...

Forward Ablution Controller

Makes 'em sound all warry like... Very Happy

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Re: Most embarrassing course

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:40 am

I had a course of penicillen once for a rather embarrasing problem.

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Re: Most embarrassing course

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:40 am

B_AND_T:
I had a course of penicillen once for a rather embarrasing problem.

Damn......beat me too it. Had exactly the same thing in mind when I read the title.

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Re: Most embarrassing course

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:43 am

B_AND_T:
I had a course of penicillen once for a rather embarrasing problem.

I had a course of suppositories once, for all the good they did I should have shoved them up my arrse.


Taxi!!

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Re: Most embarrassing course

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:45 am

why not call it

personal movement location insepctor

give a shitty job a good name and see them queue to apply for it

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Re: Most embarrassing course

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:57 am

How about TURGID. Turd Under Rim Groove Inspection Detective.

I know it's crap compared to the others; however, the writing was on the wall (Kilroy accepted).

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Re: Most embarrassing course

Post Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:19 am

NBC Instructor.

Try pulling when the birds know you've got that one.

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