OI! You guys lie so much.. you know you'd all be in there knocking boots after a bottle or two of the XX stuff from under the counter or a round or three of Free beer on Fridays...especially close to ' Time, Gentlemen, please'...

Must be shit when you are so handsome and such a stud muffin

I'd do it for free diffy the booze. Not because she is particularly pretty or has nice baps. Just because it'd be rude not to given some of the monsters I have done the no pants dance with.

Too many Smooth Operators in here pretending to have standards. If you banged a greying single mother of 8 in the bogs of The Sin Bin you could stretch to this one.

I think she's well pretty.

I think she looks like an unemployed, lazy alcoholic Council Estate mum.

I would not be suprised if she had a jacket with a big furry hood that she wears when pushing the babies to the shops to go on the rob. She would no doubt suit having a boyfriend who drives a Pimped out Corsa (T Reg) whilst listening to Trance Nation 9. She no doubt chews with her mouth open and likes to have domestics in the street whilst under the influence of drink or drugs.

Edit to add - She has PFA (Potential Fatty Arms) so she will be a moose at some point.

I'd still throw one up her though.

And me, as long as she didn't sing.

I'd be singing though when my Sh&g and Tell story was on the front Page of the Sun the following weekend. I'd even go as far as to big her up and make her sound like a right dirty scutter just to try and get myself further coverage.

I could make the big time and have the same media access as a real super star (You know, someone who was on Big Brother maybe).

Before you know it I'd be rich, I'd have my own fragrances out (Skiff, Pour Homme et Pour Femme) and within a year I would be looking to release my first single.

The News of the Screws pay better So i'd wait for them.

As for singing, I would be on on the phone to every fcuker within the 10 seconds it would take me to throw it up her. (Not quite beating B & T)

but what about the secret sex tapes that inadvertently found their way onto the internet? surely you'd have had professionals behind the ' nanny cam '? just so there wasn't too much grain and bad lighting to spoil the proper views of the 'good stuff'..

no sense bragging without proof..

Why let the truth get in the way of a good story

it doesn't bother the press, so why should it bother us

If it doesn't, you've given me an idea for my next one...

I always liked her chest-plate ALOT. Not even the t!ts, mind, but she had a loverly chest between the t!ts and the neck. That's well f@cked now.

'Tis true mate, It's such a burden..

I don't know how you can be so sexist, so rude about a sweet girl, who was so cruelly treated by her fiancee and lost her job. All she tries to do is to provide a good life for her child, yet everyone has it in for her. Poor girl, still maybe she will find love again soon.

Maybe, but if she wants her back doors smashed in lm doing nothing tonight?

I'm always on the look out for a one night meaningfull relationship!

I'd shag a hole in a fence at the mo, I'm on a bit of a dry spell So yes, I'd do her, drunk, sober, whatever!

I would do her any day of the week in any ways she wanted and the new lovely jublies only add to the fun.

However to be fair can we have a picture of Meshell's chest so we can complete a fair comparison

How can i compare to those!!!?? Id love achest like that, whats the armys policy on boobjobs lol

Not sure about the army, but if I get to play, I'm willing to help pay
lets have the before pictures

Maybe i should start up my own fund site, lovely men like yourself can donate! hahaha.