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Is that really a picture of girls from the school? If it is I'll take back everything I've ever said about teachers and go train as one.

Jesus Christo.
The one on the left has exactly the same looks and facial expression as the shopgirl zombie Shaun finds in his back garden in Shaun of the Dead. And the one on the right looks like Mr Stay Puft from Ghostbusters.
Last edited by Hakagure on Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:40 am; edited 1 time in total

Christ, their dad's a bit of a bruiser.
i thought it was their mother.

Christ, their dad's a bit of a bruiser.
I thought it was the father too!
Serious gender issues in that family
when I read this, I was thinking "stone?!"
Jesus, talk about child cruelty. And regardless of the "sex" of the thing behind them, that should NEVER have been allowed to breed.
Time for contraceptives in the Happy Meals...
Look some of the stuff in here is really quite nasty. If you are easily offended - DO NOT ENTER.
Ironic? You decide
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:55 pm
Headline from the Daily Mail reads "100 pupils walk out of high school in protest at ban on short skirts " followed by this snippet from the Head Mistress:-
"However headteacher Jane Holland - who has been praised by Ofsted for clamping down on disobedience and boosting results - insisted short skirts have had their day.
'Despite repeated warnings, skirt lengths have got even more ridiculous,' she said yesterday.
'Male staff who are walking upstairs behind girls don't know where to look - you can actually see their underwear, and to my mind that's not appropriate."
OK, I hear you ask, where is the irony? The "newspaper" then included two pictures of 2 of the angry schoolgirls in question


If I were a teacher and was walking upstairs behind these too and happen to get a glimpse of their gussets I believe I would be well within my rights to claim both disability for visual impairment and have my clothing allowance increased for having destroyed good clothing by continuously vomitting for the next 12 hours.
On the upside, it will surely stop some teachers fiddling with the pupils
"However headteacher Jane Holland - who has been praised by Ofsted for clamping down on disobedience and boosting results - insisted short skirts have had their day.
'Despite repeated warnings, skirt lengths have got even more ridiculous,' she said yesterday.
'Male staff who are walking upstairs behind girls don't know where to look - you can actually see their underwear, and to my mind that's not appropriate."
OK, I hear you ask, where is the irony? The "newspaper" then included two pictures of 2 of the angry schoolgirls in question


If I were a teacher and was walking upstairs behind these too and happen to get a glimpse of their gussets I believe I would be well within my rights to claim both disability for visual impairment and have my clothing allowance increased for having destroyed good clothing by continuously vomitting for the next 12 hours.
On the upside, it will surely stop some teachers fiddling with the pupils

Redmon1
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PrinceAlbert
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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:59 pm
You are a wrong'un Redders. What were you searching for when you found "yeah but no but yeah but no"?
One of their legs is twice the size of me FFS.
You are never going to heaven.
One of their legs is twice the size of me FFS.
You are never going to heaven.

The_Snail
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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:03 pm
I'm just praying that the one on the right isnt wearing holdups, that would certainly put paid to the ongoing Stockings and Suspenders thread. As for your comments Dale, I believe Heaven would be too quiet for me

Redmon1
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Kakashi
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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:23 pm
Theres a whale hook stuck under the jumper of the wreck on the left in the 2nd picture. Honest mistake I suppose.

popado
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woodandy3
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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:08 am
What happened to them? Fell out of the ugly tree,hitting every branch?

vvaannmmaann
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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:15 am
Slovenly, overweight, semi-educated, junk food nourished mongs. Belligerent, aggressive, foul mouthed and assertive of their 'uman rights'.
So when are they joining the RLC?
So when are they joining the RLC?

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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:23 am
Ah Ha! I see it's the Daily Hate you were reading, If it had been The Scum you might have had the following piccie instead.

PS: I would say very Ironic. The journo probably pished himself when those two horror's turned up

PS: I would say very Ironic. The journo probably pished himself when those two horror's turned up

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EX_STAB
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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:32 am
Fat_Cav:
Ah Ha! I see it's the Daily Hate you were reading, If it had been The Scum you might have had the following piccie instead.

PS: I would say very Ironic. The journo probably pished himself when those two horror's turned up

PS: I would say very Ironic. The journo probably pished himself when those two horror's turned up
Is that really a picture of girls from the school? If it is I'll take back everything I've ever said about teachers and go train as one.

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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:39 am

Jesus Christo.
The one on the left has exactly the same looks and facial expression as the shopgirl zombie Shaun finds in his back garden in Shaun of the Dead. And the one on the right looks like Mr Stay Puft from Ghostbusters.
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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:45 am
EX_STAB:

Christ, their dad's a bit of a bruiser.
i thought it was their mother.

Miner
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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:51 am
EX_STAB:

Christ, their dad's a bit of a bruiser.
I thought it was the father too!
Serious gender issues in that family

flynavy
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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:32 am
Daily Mail link
Those girls in the picture were "Chloe Tate, 14, and her 11-year-old sister Stacey" according to that story...
So... only 2 and 5 years before they're in their own council flat having birthed the next generation of spongers and going on about their "rights" despite having no intention of doing an honest day's work in their life. I think someone needs to beat it into them that you only deserve rights if you accept the responsibilities that go with them.
The school should just invite the whiners to * off and get a McJob.
Those girls in the picture were "Chloe Tate, 14, and her 11-year-old sister Stacey" according to that story...
So... only 2 and 5 years before they're in their own council flat having birthed the next generation of spongers and going on about their "rights" despite having no intention of doing an honest day's work in their life. I think someone needs to beat it into them that you only deserve rights if you accept the responsibilities that go with them.
The school should just invite the whiners to * off and get a McJob.

craign
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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:40 am
F uck me, Greggs has a lot to answer for. Especially with the reeeally fat munter on the right, I'm surprised she can see out of those eyes.
On the other hand, if the schoolgirls in the miniskirts are a) normal and b) alluring, then surely the answer is for male teachers to wear baggier trousers?
On the other hand, if the schoolgirls in the miniskirts are a) normal and b) alluring, then surely the answer is for male teachers to wear baggier trousers?

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Re: Ironic? You decide
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:50 am
craign:
when I read this, I was thinking "stone?!"
Jesus, talk about child cruelty. And regardless of the "sex" of the thing behind them, that should NEVER have been allowed to breed.
Time for contraceptives in the Happy Meals...

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