Viz

Something for the main thread perhaps?

Yep its on there 3g, page 28..

1. Have a picture of the gate to the Malta War Museum ....



2. One evening at the hotel, there was a dinner hosted by the Maltese Foreign Minister. I couldn't get close enough to check, but I'm sure at least 2 of the BGs [wired for sound and muttering at their lapels] were wearing IBA badges.

3. I met a very nice member of ARRSE, but we didn't talk about Jim Sh1t as there were ladies present!

James Shortt received some sad news today. Michael Jackson, a popular singer, has died. Shortt had been trying to get in contact with Jackson in order to get his bodyguard account and to get tips on wearing unearned medals from Jackson.

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7079405/

I was so nearly going to do a dit like this but thought NO...

Leave it to somebody else, someone far cleverrerrer than me.

No need to cut yer nose off to spite yer face as the say...........

Boom Tish

Note to self: Never, ever piss off or draw the unwarranted attention of a gaggle of Arrse members.

These two ?

I have just talked to Paschal Keenan the GM of the Castle Bellingham Hotel in Co Louth. Have emailed him Shortts CV and he is not a happy camper

You mean he hasn't noticed Shortt using his address for all these years? Or the Tiger cammo in the garden? and all the other stuff?

Perhaps Shortt used the address and then paid for re-directed mail?

Perhaps he never noticed people dressed in combats and carrying de-activated weapons walking through the hotel

edited to add welcome back Uncle Blue

Perhaps he is concerned that there may be some negative PR regarding the hotel. Especially if it is on the market.

Not to worry, I seem to recall from one vid that the place Shortt said was Castle Cosey (HQ of the IBA) had bags of space. He could use that instead.

Welcome back Blue!... hope you had a good time.

Not really Fun & Frivolity but really just wondering what's happened to the Shortt IV thread Presumambly it's just been taken off line for periodic bit of spring cleaning?

The 'issue' is, I suspect, Knocknee. He has a very strong issue with Kent Police and is pulling the Shortt subject sideways. Maybe relevant, maybe not ... it just gets a bit complex.

Complex.......I was going boss-eyed trying to read it, rip roaring yarn though, I reckon it deserves its own thread.

That, I hope, is what might be happening.

I thought that might be the case Seriously some of his posts were quite interesting - if off at a tangent to the main Shortt issue - but it was becoming a distraction. Indeed he may be happier on a separate thread of his own as has been suggested here.

If Shortt really is responsible for faking the moon landings, the Kennedy assasination, and knows the true whereabouts of Elvis then fair enough but I suspect it would be better to concentrate on the main issue. (just my two cents worth)

Concur completely.
I'm moderstely persuaded KK has something to be concerned about, but it's not "Core Shortt" at the moment - but it might be one day.

In a rather acid post aimed at moi, I couldnt work out whether KK was accusing me or Shortt of providing targeting intellegence to the Luftwaffe during World War 2. Bloke has issues not only with reality but also the time space continuum!

And also the grassy knoll incident....

I'm desperately avoiding ad hominems in that department