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Isn't that sticking your head through a toilet seat and making a funny face?
That gone right to the wiki 
Keep 'em coming.

Last edited by IndianaDel on Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:21 pm; edited 1 time in total
I have a VERY dumb question.
Is there any record of whether Shortty baby can actually hit the broad side of a castle, with a gat?
I have a VERY dumb question.
Is there any record of whether Shortty baby can actually hit the broad side of a castle, with a gat?
At the speed he shoots, he can hit a barn door.
At the distances he shoots, he can hit a house door.
If there was any opposition ... RIP Barooon Jim, with the Ghost of St Ott The Twice Buried and 3 Popes, 4 Kings and a few spare Knights attending the wake.
In a gunfight, he would last 3 seconds.
Maximum.
Paintballs all over his 'outfit of the day'
If you think ma kilt is yella ya shud see the stripe down ma back!
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:18 pm
What the fook is "Wearning"?

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:25 pm
theiftaker:
What the fook is "Wearning"?
Isn't that sticking your head through a toilet seat and making a funny face?

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:43 pm
OHMR:
Keep 'em coming.

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:19 pm
Well done OHMR you put me to shame. Great work buddy

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:19 pm
Last edited by IndianaDel on Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:21 pm; edited 1 time in total

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:20 pm
Gas Gas Gas:
I thought Shortt was picking his nose and displaying his normal marksmanship.


I have a VERY dumb question.
Is there any record of whether Shortty baby can actually hit the broad side of a castle, with a gat?

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:47 pm
IndianaDel:
I have a VERY dumb question.
Is there any record of whether Shortty baby can actually hit the broad side of a castle, with a gat?
At the speed he shoots, he can hit a barn door.
At the distances he shoots, he can hit a house door.
If there was any opposition ... RIP Barooon Jim, with the Ghost of St Ott The Twice Buried and 3 Popes, 4 Kings and a few spare Knights attending the wake.
In a gunfight, he would last 3 seconds.
Maximum.
Paintballs all over his 'outfit of the day'

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:40 pm
I will thank you all to have a bit of respect for Major General Baron Pope Shortt....
I'll have you know he is in command of a very fine naval task force!
I'll have you know he is in command of a very fine naval task force!

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:40 pm
OHMR:
If you think ma kilt is yella ya shud see the stripe down ma back!

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