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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:05 am



Shortty's 'crack' troops!

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:18 pm

What the fook is "Wearning"?

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:25 pm

theiftaker:
What the fook is "Wearning"?

Isn't that sticking your head through a toilet seat and making a funny face?





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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:35 pm


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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:43 pm

OHMR:
That gone right to the wiki Very Happy
Keep 'em coming.

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:03 pm


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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:28 pm


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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:09 pm

Am not great with IT Embarassed
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:19 pm

Well done OHMR you put me to shame. Great work buddy Very Happy

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:19 pm

Mad

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:20 pm

Gas Gas Gas:
I thought Shortt was picking his nose and displaying his normal marksmanship.


I have a VERY dumb question.
Is there any record of whether Shortty baby can actually hit the broad side of a castle, with a gat?

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:47 pm

IndianaDel:

I have a VERY dumb question.
Is there any record of whether Shortty baby can actually hit the broad side of a castle, with a gat?

At the speed he shoots, he can hit a barn door.
At the distances he shoots, he can hit a house door.

If there was any opposition ... RIP Barooon Jim, with the Ghost of St Ott The Twice Buried and 3 Popes, 4 Kings and a few spare Knights attending the wake.

In a gunfight, he would last 3 seconds.
Maximum.

Paintballs all over his 'outfit of the day' Laughing

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:40 pm

I will thank you all to have a bit of respect for Major General Baron Pope Shortt....

I'll have you know he is in command of a very fine naval task force!




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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Post Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:40 pm


If you think ma kilt is yella ya shud see the stripe down ma back!

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

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