FFS, say something original, you burbling git!!

Rugby is a game for hard barstewards who will walk all over you at the lightest provocation, and will stamp on your hand if you start pi55ing around in a ruck.

Rugby is NOT a game for fat pseudo-Irish LIARS who think they have uber-ninja skills [or indeed any skills, actually]. The possession of a false Papal Knighthood or 2, not to mention a Vitez Rend, is more likely to guarantee you'll get trampled when the ruck/scrum breaks.

See you in the Car Park, Shortt ... you'll be wearing the yellow plastic jacket, I guess, to match your Plastic Paddy credentials.

A GAME,FFS where I live its a F****** Religion, "AS LONG AS WE BEAT THE ENGLISH ITS ALL RIGHT"

Shortt is already on duty outside Gaffneys in Fairview just a few hundred yards away from Baldwins place in Marino Mart collecting glasses with his bogus unchipped SIA licence & WWI Medals. Tommorow he will be doing car parking in the new Shallowglas Guard Uniform outside Croker. A rather fitting duty for an SNLR TA Recruit & Bankrupt Cnut who had to flee to Ireland to escape debts and re-invent himself as a bogus Baron

Really m'lud Blue? You'd trust the kilted international man of mystery and part time novelty bottle opener to park your car
You must be getting soft

(p.s. what's 'rugby' game everyone keeps burbling about... it's certainlly not cricket!)

"FFS, say something original, you burbling git!! "

Calm down dear boy, calm down..it was a saying more applicable in my day & no doubt referred to the Union variety of the game, but with the League version, different sort of characters involved, I believe.

It was once, but I have serious doubts about the modern Union game. Especially blatant Welsh 'trippers', for those who are watching at the moment!

Feck There's no smilie for a one fingered salute

Best I could do at shortt notice...off to find my coat.

Shortts bogus Spanish PTSD Charity & bolthole has been casacded to decent folk.

Culchie McMuck (nickname) made a very valid point last night that we are only dickdancing about and having discussions about Shortt on Arrse.

He suggested that observations on Shortts antics and Int should be sent to the IBA/IBS/ILETA email addesses to let them question him and challenge Jumbo on his pedigree and lack of breeding & lies.

Maybe it is time that we went on the offensive. After all he is only a wee lying scrote in the South of Ireland running scared.

Have to pull you on this one Kill' A great deal of work has been put in over the last 18 months and there are those who have really stuck their necks out further than is comfortable. Shortts antics are well know by all IBA members including NDs ( Scuse pun ) Most search engines throw up a hundred or so links / references to Mr Shortt and the IBA is suffering terribly with several offices closing. Edited to add.. MUCH OF THE ABOVE THANKS TO ARRSE. There are however those who's 'only' contributions are full of unsubstantiated bluster, bullshit and pisstaking.

To date, the Garda has shown no evidence of having done anything substantial by way of carrying out any real investigations on Jimbo, because if they had, the Castleshort thread would have been dead long ago and justice would have been done. Too many people in one mans pocket with too much to lose is probably the real truth of the matter.


Finally there are senior members of IBA who are in a position to turn witness if they had the balls, but the haven't, untill then we soldier* on. (*You'll find that one in the dictionary Jim')

Over!

Re: 'Barron' Castleshort part IV
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:39 pm

Ahem, excuse the pun, but I think it should be filed as "Caught with his sh!t stained shortt trollies down around his ankles in public"

Perhaps Shortt has moved from his IBA Skidpan training to IBA Skidmarks training ? It must be rather unnerving for the bogus Baron to be looking over his shoulder all the time. It must be playing havoc with his lower colon with all that worry and pi$$ taking he is having to endure.

I'm saying nothing more than>>>>>

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It is pancake day tomorrow... one cannot allow the event to pass without respecting the world famous tradition of pancake tossing. I was wondering... does anyone know of any first rate tossers??

The International Bodyguard Service is now proud to be issuing a new lapel badge for all folk who have done 100hrs of training with the biggest Tosser ever to be thrown out of the TA.

I'm looking forward for a good laugh when shortt at some point writes & publishes his Autobiography in his own words. I mean there is always two sides to a story, and although there is a massive ammount of shortt info clearly showing him to be a fake & fraud, I would still like to hear or read shortt's own account of his controversial career & lifestyle. (Even if its full of sh!t & lies)

With the Foreword written by The Pope, perhaps?

Didn't you know, Blue? He's working on it right now! None of this ghost written stuff for him. As well as being a Marine Commando, SAS Officer, Baron, Papal Knight, First-Man-On-The-Balcony, Para-shooter, Taliban Insurgent and novelty Champagne bottle opener... he is also a prize winning author!

Aha, put enough Shortts & enough typewriters in a room at the same time & eventually they'll come up with the works of Shakespeare!

That'll be John Shakespeare of Chipping Sodbury not "our Bill".