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Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:59 am

Just thought we could have a special thread dedicated to going off topic which Ad Astra et al only seem interested in for the sake of wind ups.

This thread is the space to go completely off topic so that other threads can flourish naturally.

Very Happy

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:38 am

i thought that was called the Abbots Bar? seem to remember that was the reason it was introduced by AF1771 in the first place...

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:22 pm

......and then I said "No LOOK me in the eye!"

Boy, how we laughed Laughing

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:23 pm

I thought from the heading that this might be a thread about me. I know my place.

Taxi!

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:35 pm

Surely if you post something irrelevant in a thread called 'Total Irrelevance' then that in itself is relevant to the thread..............

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:44 pm

so he said: "well, I won't send YOU to post my letter then!"

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:59 pm

..and then he said "Do you accept my award?"

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:25 pm

..according to central staff there is no intelligence to indicate.........

.........the equipment will be issued to you in theatre........

..................................SOPs / USSOs/ SyOps are being re-written

Ascot 78910 will depart for AKI / BZN at xx:xxhrs

Not forgetting that old favourite:

..............................read the last two survey / investigation reports before you visit the unit for the first time.

Probably lost on many people now, but how can I ever forget:

.. the QM says you're only entitled to 13 rounds.....

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:38 pm

Is this just an int thing or can anyone play golf on wed afternoon sports day?

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:30 pm

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:32 pm

BMP-3. I accidentally the whole thing.

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:41 pm

Nothing.
Well nothing means something in the context of the word.
How can you write nothing if you want to say nothing in writing?
What’s beyond infinity?

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:45 pm

If you pop it onto a memory stick you should be able to take it with you.

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:01 pm

Keep it on or off topic or at some point discuss!

Henry said he cound not abide by the methods employed by the RAF Sy CI det in Basrah...

...but someday, somehow, he found his pen...

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:04 pm

g2_loony_bin:
Keep it on or off topic or at some point discuss!

Henry said he cound not abide by the methods employed by the RAF Sy CI det in Basrah...

...but someday, somehow, he found his pen...

And he wrote nothing?

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:06 pm

True2Blue:
g2_loony_bin:
Keep it on or off topic or at some point discuss!

Henry said he cound not abide by the methods employed by the RAF Sy CI det in Basrah...

...but someday, somehow, he found his pen...

And he wrote nothing?

Only what he could remember...

...dodging pies is something Terry couldn't do...

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:07 pm

True2Blue:
g2_loony_bin:
Keep it on or off topic or at some point discuss!

Henry said he cound not abide by the methods employed by the RAF Sy CI det in Basrah...

...but someday, somehow, he found his pen...

And he wrote nothing?

But it was very interesting.

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:15 pm

I've got a montblanc pen that I got for my 21st.

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:21 pm

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Re: Total Irrelevance

Post Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:30 pm

Some of my mates think my dog looks like scooby doo.

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