Naughty Boy

What a d1ck.

Good God above. A drunken sailor.

Whatever next.

A Royal Navy sailor from Portsmouth, travelling to see his hometown team play Swindon, was hauled off a train after threatening to kill a retired paratrooper at 4pm

I'd like to seen him try
What is it with sailors and getting chucked in cells?

I can see tommorows Sun now

HERO SAILOR TELLS THE SUN HIS STORY

It was awful said Fishy McDickhead I realised I was outnumbered by these big blokes in a funny uniform so following tradition I surrendered and performed a Navy Salute (both hands on head)
After 20 minutes in the cell I felt it was best for all if I confessed as I had to think of my family
I was released and immediately remembered I had an I pod which I can't find the shitty grey suit was mine anyway and I have the awful taste of kebab in my mouth
I was so scared I thought I would never see Pompy play again

Sun expert Andy Mcnab confirmed his mistake was taking the train - taxi cabs are the way forward stated the ex boathouse painter

The question really is, what shall we do with him?

Classic

Of course squaddies NEVER get shitfaced and act like twats do they?

Oh, of course we don't

A little bite there RNMAMULL

no i was just wondering if i had been seeing things the other day.

We actually, tend to get 'socially confused' or 'comforatbly numb'