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Search for an *Ally* star

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:53 pm
Author: osta
mjohnson156:
well unfortunately guys i hear u criticise but i dont see u offering up any ally pics of urselves....furthermore i'd say he's pretty dam ally for a ccf cadet!


Are you gay ?



Osta

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:00 am
Author: the_boy_syrup
It's only got two seats ally



Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:51 am
Author: petergriffen Location: Secretly working for the EUSSR to undermine the UK.....comrade
the_boy_syrup:
It's only got two seats ally


I remember that on the news, seriously I hate flying inside a * airplane, I can't imagine the gut's it took to strap on the outside of one in combat... Shocked

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:01 am
Author: Stokey Location: Satans' lay-by
How ally is this?



South African - 10/10
Special forces - 10/10
Feckin' Pet Lion - 11/10
Lion named "Terry" - 11/10





Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:09 am
Author: Mr Happy Location: London
If Terry had frickin LASER beams coming out of his eyes - then it would be ally.

Instead Tezzer just looks cute.

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:31 am
Author: Alsacien Location: The Western Front
And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:48 am
Author: Mr Happy Location: London
Alsacien:
And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......

This from a German?????!!!!!

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:07 am
Author: Jelly_Fish
Alsacien:
And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......


Mate, those shorts are the essence of ally.

Porno style is the way forward.

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:10 am
Author: Stokey Location: Satans' lay-by
Jelly_Fish:
Alsacien:
And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......


Mate, those shorts are the essence of ally.

Porno style is the way forward.

Correct. Porn 'tache = ally. Porn shorts = ally.

Oh, and a quarter metric ton, 50mph African carnivore = v. ally, even without laser beams.

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:12 am
Author: Jelly_Fish
I'll confess I even think the geezer sitting with the lion has a good haircut. It's just so unfashionable it HAS to be good.

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:14 am
Author: ugly Location: East Sussex.
Them Saffers lack a sense of humour, if thy'd been brits the lion would have been called Clarence and the guy in the shorts would have worn a wet Perm al a Keegan!

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:25 am
Author: Stokey Location: Satans' lay-by
No sense of humour? Read about Terry and friends here

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:29 am
Author: ugly Location: East Sussex.
Ok a saffer sense of humour!

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:47 am
Author: Alsacien Location: The Western Front
Mr Happy:
Alsacien:
And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......

This from a German?????!!!!!

German Confused

I am also a bit concerned that the bloke in piccy 1 looks like he is about to mount the lion, and raises questions as to whether it is the same guy sticking his hand up the lions arrse in piccy 3....

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:58 am
Author: Jelly_Fish
I am also a bit concerned that the bloke in piccy 1 looks like he is about to mount the lion, and raises questions as to whether it is the same guy sticking his hand up the lions arrse in piccy 3....[/quote]

Fair play to him if he can do that, he's more nails than me.

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:16 am
Author: Mr_Deputy
What has been happening in here - cadets..ally? Garlic...bread?
Saffies and their pets - have to rate that I suppose. Born Free and all.

Marines strapped to WAH-64D Apache Longbows..Now then if I may be serious for a while. This is obviously ally as all hell. "Let me at em" spirit and especially to retrieve a fallen comrade. But when I see this I think of how, without the right support, they had to tie themselves to the wrong bits of kit to try, rather desperately, to fulfill an extremely unpleasant task.
Serious bit over.

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:44 am
Author: robbiedont
What an ace thread, I've just read this from front to back Smile

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:10 pm
Author: Cuddles Location: Down and out in Avon & Somerset
Mounting a male lion? Fisting a male lion? I don't know whether it's ally but by the cringe, it is fearless as feck! Probably after those photos were seen by the CofC the 3rd Recce Para Commando Tp were withdrawn from their record long range patrol for psychiatric care...

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:44 pm
Author: Lewis
Mad Mike Hoare's Mercenaries in the congo.

Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 pm
Author: REMEbrat Location: Only 49.58 miles from Gods Country!
Lewis:
Mad Mike Hoare's Mercenaries in the congo.

The guy hiding behind the Jeep, fcuk me this is dangerous ally?

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