Army Rumour Service

The last time a Labour canvasser came to my door I told him to get his filthy Bolshevik feet off my nice clean garden path. I now realise that was very wrong of me, and I should have engaged him in discussion - for a very, very long time so that I wasted the max amount of his time and bggered up the rest of his evening's work.

Wake up Dave?!?!

Fcuk off Dave more like.

The dozy ponce wants women-only shortlists, doesn't have a word to say about immigration, has got more 'quiff' than Blair and not one solitary noteworthy policy but a gazzillion soundbites.

Fcuk'im and give me 'The English Democrats' any day of the week.

Wake up Dave?!?!

Fcuk off Dave more like.

The dozy ponce wants women-only shortlists, doesn't have a word to say about immigration, has got more 'quiff' than Blair and not one solitary noteworthy policy but a gazzillion soundbites.

Fcuk'im and give me 'The English Democrats' any day of the week.

Labour's death warrant would be legislation limiting political donations to £50,000. That would effectively cut off the funding from the unions which would spell the end of the Labour party.

It would also spell the end of the political careers of Gordon, Harriet Harman, Kieth Vaz and a host of other Arrse favourites who, as NEC members, would become personally liable for Labour's debt if the party went under. With no prospect of coming up with millions of pounds each, they'd become personally bankrupt and barred from sitting in Parliament.

The next Tory government has a golden opportunity to destroy the Labour party, a cancer that has infected this country for a century, rather than just drive it from government for a generation. Like you, I doubt that Dave has the balls to drive the stake through their heart.

I think we should nail this Union donations myth once and for all.

IF the part of the members donation is looked on as a block payment by the union, then all the union will do is make sure that the member agrees to make a donation (or not) to the Labour party. Collected and delivered by the union, but donated by the individual member.

Thus the unions will not b donating, but facilitating the donations of individuals.

I think we should nail this Union donations myth once and for all.

IF the part of the members donation is looked on as a block payment by the union, then all the union will do is make sure that the member agrees to make a donation (or not) to the Labour party. Collected and delivered by the union, but donated by the individual member.

Thus the unions will not b donating, but facilitating the donations of individuals.

Labour are Bolsheviks? Their aim is the revolutionary overthrow of the system in favour of a proletariat-run country. I think not.

I think our current government is probably a muddled amalgam of ultra-liberalism and hypocrisy-on-a-stick, but they're certainly not Bolsheviks.

It was fiercely partisan and righteously judgemental, dividing the personnel of the past into the good and the bad. And it did so on the basis of the marked preference for liberal and progressive causes, rather than conservative and reactionary ones. [...] Whig history was, in short, an extremely biassed view of the past: eager to hand out moral judgements, and distorted by teleology, anachronism and present-mindedness.