Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:49 pm Author: Auld-Yin Location: In front of the fire wearing my slippers Makes one re-assess if sack-n-crack is the way to go.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:53 pm Author: Bravo2nothing Location: Nut Deep A waxed minge is certainly more preferable to Delux dog hiding between her legs.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:54 pm Author: Auld-Yin Location: In front of the fire wearing my slippers A delicate subject . Still, at least I have some, unlike those on parade last weekend 'representing' the armed forces.
A waxed minge is certainly more preferable to Delux dog hiding between her legs.
The Brian May haircut is a throwback to the seventies, but does take me back to losing my cherry with the lovely Diana A********- a spanish chick with spiders' legs hanging out of the gusset and armpits like a blackthorn bush.
A waxed minge is certainly more preferable to Delux dog hiding between her legs.
The Brian May haircut is a throwback to the seventies, but does take me back to losing my cherry with the lovely Diana A********- a spanish chick with spiders' legs hanging out of the gusset and armpits like a blackthorn bush.
You're either a brave man or have little or no standards.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:09 pm Author: Cuddles Location: Down and out in Avon & Somerset There is no debate, it is all about preference. As the father of a six year old girl, I just find Brian May's shower trap/standard poodle look easier to come to terms with...other fathers agree with me.
Which is not to suggest all of you who prefer shaven havens are paedos. After all some of you may have a freshly plucked chicken fetish...
A waxed minge is certainly more preferable to Delux dog hiding between her legs.
The Brian May haircut is a throwback to the seventies, but does take me back to losing my cherry with the lovely Diana A********- a spanish chick with spiders' legs hanging out of the gusset and armpits like a blackthorn bush.
You're either a brave man or have little or no standards.
Bet it smelt like a rubbish bin at a fishmongers.
At the tender age of 36 I didn't care!!! Plus it was over almost as soon as my skiddies hit my ankles.
There is no debate, it is all about preference. As the father of a six year old girl, I just find Brian May's shower trap/standard poodle look easier to come to terms with...other fathers agree with me.
He's only been gone a week and you've taken up the mantle.........
A waxed minge is certainly more preferable to Delux dog hiding between her legs.
The Brian May haircut is a throwback to the seventies, but does take me back to losing my cherry with the lovely Diana A********- a spanish chick with spiders' legs hanging out of the gusset and armpits like a blackthorn bush.
You're either a brave man or have little or no standards.
Bet it smelt like a rubbish bin at a fishmongers.
At the tender age of 36 I didn't care!!! Plus it was over almost as soon as my skiddies hit my ankles.
You obviously did her a favour, a Gentlemen in my book.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:46 am Author: old_fat_and_hairy Location: High on a hill, but strangely silent. Since I hate picking my teeth, my preference is for the bare look. Easier to find the entrance if the jungle is cleared.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:04 am Author: Schleswig-Holstein Location: BT9 where the skirts are short and the legs are blotchy... A good trim does not go amiss.....
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:18 pm Author: Doogonk Location: Sat at my PC! I myself like to spice up any sexual encounter with a liberal glob of baby oil. A bald minge however can make this otherwise harmless activity extremely hazardous. I mean.... there's no "purchase" is there! Everything gets extremely slippery and it's not been uncommon for me to skid off the tart completely.
For those that insist on "lubbing up" bald females, may i suggest going for sumfin with a little more consistancy to avoid slipping into the brown. My suggestion would be Marmite but feel free to improvise. I would strongly advise against Algipan, Cillit Bang or chunky peanut butter!
For those that insist on "lubbing up" bald females, may i suggest going for sumfin with a little more consistancy to avoid slipping into the brown. My suggestion would be Marmite but feel free to improvise. I would strongly advise against Algipan, Cillit Bang or chunky peanut butter!
For those that insist on "lubbing up" bald females, may i suggest going for sumfin with a little more consistancy to avoid slipping into the brown. My suggestion would be Marmite but feel free to improvise. I would strongly advise against Algipan, Cillit Bang or chunky peanut butter!
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:52 pm Author: JRHartley Location: Next door to Ripper
tattybadger:
Doogonk:
For those that insist on "lubbing up" bald females, may i suggest going for sumfin with a little more consistancy to avoid slipping into the brown. My suggestion would be Marmite but feel free to improvise. I would strongly advise against Algipan, Cillit Bang or chunky peanut butter!
WTF is lubbing?
its what some blokes do when they're not good enough to get her minge dripping naturally.All times are GMT Page 1 of 2 P: 1, 2>:| |: http://www.arrse.co.uk/
. Still, at least I have some, unlike those on parade last weekend 'representing' the armed forces.
