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Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:51 am
Author: PuriPuriMan.Tumas Location: GodZone
I'm amazed the pillock hasn't solved all the world's peacekeeping problems, seeing as how he's got all the rest of the evil-doers by the short [geddit?] 'n curlies! The blue beret bit would go nicely with the baby-sh1t brown skirt and accoutrements.

Cop yers,

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:52 am
Author: BarkingSpider Location: I'm over here you short sighted wazzock.
visitor:
How does a bloke who claims to have fought alongside muji/taliban against the Russians end up posing for the camera: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt4FZ09UYVc

watch closely

That would be about right. a picture of shortt appears in a film made up of stolen spetznatz pictures stuck together for a bloody airsoft promotion.
I might just log in to youtube and reply, to send all the video viewers to shortt's ARRSEPedia pages.

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:43 pm
Author: visitor Location: No where I want u2 know
BarkingSpider:
visitor:
How does a bloke who claims to have fought alongside muji/taliban against the Russians end up posing for the camera: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt4FZ09UYVc

watch closely

That would be about right. a picture of shortt appears in a film made up of stolen spetznatz pictures stuck together for a bloody airsoft promotion.
I might just log in to youtube and reply, to send all the video viewers to shortt's ARRSEPedia pages.

Glad to see someone noticed the same amusing irony as I did. Laughing

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:29 am
Author: Archangel
Killaloe:
Just been passed this from a mole in the cabinet Wink




Excellent work Kill! Very Happy

Almost as funny as Ware's original letter to Herr Baron! Wink

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:05 pm
Author: rekcabnekcir Location: A tactical bound behind
I may be slower than speed of one gazelle with an injured leg, but did Mr Shortt have an article in one of the magazines in either this sundays Mail on Sunday or Sunday Express?

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:07 am
Author: Gas Gas Gas Location: Thirsting after righteousness.
rekcabnekcir:
I may be slower than speed of one gazelle with an injured leg, but did Mr Shortt have an article in one of the magazines in either this sundays Mail on Sunday or Sunday Express?

See main thread.

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:46 pm
Author: Killaloe

bcgmelb1 @ britaus.net

Subject

Croydon SAS Colonel & decoratated hero to visit Melbourne

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FAO Mr Stuart Gill, Consul General,

Sir,

Melbourne will soon be visited by Colonel James Shortt, late of the Royal Galloglas Guard. A highly decorated SAS Soldier from Croydon who is shy of publicity. If the Defence Attache or your staff combined with our Australian Military colleagues could arrange an informal reception it would be appreciated.

Yours aye

K

Links

James Shortt

www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/James_Shortt


Australian IBA


www.iba-australia.com/id11.html

Last edited by Killaloe on Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:56 pm; edited 1 time in total

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:52 pm
Author: PappaRat Location: Home for the Terminally Bewildered
Lovely Stuff Kill

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:57 pm
Author: Archangel
Ah Kill... that's a charming thought! As you say he is such a shy retiring chap I'm sure he'd be ever so chuffed to have an official reception to honour his very many (cough) achievements!

"So Mr Shortt... tell us a little about yourself..." Very Happy

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:09 pm
Author: SickNorman Location: in the gutter
FAO Mr Stuart Gill, Consul General


Sir,

I believe you are being misled. James Shortt is a fraud and a liar.
He never underwent any military basic training, infact his whole
military career consists of a few weeks in the reserve army before he
was told his services were no longer required. I knew him personally
for 7 years. I myself served in the Parachute Regiment.

I am sir, your obediant servant

Norman

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:26 pm
Author: SickNorman Location: in the gutter
Anyone else want to drop him a line

Australia, Melbourne, British Consulate-General
Consul-General:

Mr Stuart Gill

Email: bcgmelb1 @ britaus.net

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:43 pm
Author: Archangel
Is it just me or does he remind you of anyone?



I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittle me

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:02 pm
Author: Adam(KOS) Location: Norff ( ish )
Captions time ? Very Happy

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:10 pm
Author: Archangel
Adam(KOS):
Captions time ? Very Happy


Their embarassment was obvious to all to see. But there was no getting away from it... Shortt and the Frontiers Men had forgotten to bring their horses

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:20 pm
Author: Killaloe


Despite different coloured Boots, trousers and hats the trusty LOF all wore their Black 'fisting' gloves.

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:31 pm
Author: Seadog Location: In the middle of a mid-life crisis.


The cop, indian, matelot, builder act was becoming stale, so the Village People tried a new routine. It's fun to stay at the Castle Bell-ing-ham, it's fun...

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:42 pm
Author: mordread Location: ROI
FFS...I'm too sexy for my tache, too sexy for my tache. Ducky..

The Village people announce they're last ever concert.

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:00 pm
Author: visitor Location: No where I want u2 know
I just wonder what the neighbours in Frensham road thought living next door to a 24/7 circus, baring in mind the main clown used ponse about in costume in his old beaten up bright orange 5 series bmw with flashing blue lights, police siren, and smoke screen device. that's of course when it would actually start. Wink Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Caption: "Hi ho hi ho its off out walting we go, with a little lie here, a little lie there, and quick quick bling bling. hi ho hi ho."

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:50 pm
Author: Killaloe
Jeepers V

Are you saying that Shortt used to drive a civvie soft skinned car and pretend to be a peeler with a Ne Nah and be part of the blue flashing light brigade on a shout ?

Naughty naughty Jimbo

K

Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:11 am
Author: BarkingSpider Location: I'm over here you short sighted wazzock.
Killaloe:
Jeepers V

Are you saying that Shortt used to drive a civvie soft skinned car and pretend to be a peeler with a Ne Nah and be part of the blue flashing light brigade on a shout ?

Naughty naughty Jimbo

K

I used to do that.
Mind you, I was only ten years old at the time...
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