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Whats this shite?

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:02 pm
Author: crow_bag
Wishful_Thinking:
PartTimePongo:
StabTiffy2B:
Check out the people that are joining. PTP should be ashamed of himself.

It just seems to be a Charlotte, Wishful Thinking, arby and bobath love-in while slagging off people on arrse. All this while claiming it's nothing to do with arrse.

It won't be going in the favourites.

I have one identity - PartTimePongo. I use it on ONE site. Arrse. I've just been emailed by someone else pointing this out.

As I wasn't included in the list of invites, and am still unaware as to where this site is, it would make it unlikely that I'd have joined it.

What is more likely however Charlotte, as I know you're reading this, is you finding a blank space on your monitor where Arrse used to be, if you don't remove false membership.

PTP

Sorry, can I just clear this up. Are you saying that is not you on ARRSE About Tit PTP? The poster 'PTP' has your logo and location on there? :?

Hmmm because no one with access to the internet could possibly copy PTPs avatar and location and then use them on another site?

cretin

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:02 pm
Author: blue-sophist Location: Offshore, and raising 2 fingers to the EU
kes1:
PartTimePongo:
Wishful_Thinking. Is that sarcasm or a genuine question?
I really thought I had made it plain, that not only is that not me, I require it removing too.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery apparently.

I'd start with fukcing rude, followed by infantile ... then add inappropriate, insulting, and infantile again.

Give it 24 hours and I would hope that some internet buffoons will have had their ARRSE accounts suspended.

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:02 pm
Author: Wishful_Thinking Location: MOD Centerparcs, but according to Tom-Tom, it doesn't exist!
PartTimePongo:
Wishful_Thinking. Is that sarcasm or a genuine question?

I really thought I had made it plain, that not only is that not me, I require it removing too.

Therefore, that is very bad indeed. I'm quite shocked that your account has been copied on to the site, and feel that is most unfair.

Unfortunately I have no way of deleting it for you. I've merely joined the site.

Confusing!

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:04 pm
Author: blue-sophist Location: Offshore, and raising 2 fingers to the EU
MrsDarthspud:
Methinks the ILAF should come out of retirement for this one!

Wozzat?
Internet Liberation Army Front?
Not of Judea, of course ... that doesn't work.

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:06 pm
Author: Mighty_doh_nut Location: Newport Pagnell, smoking truckers
snigger, Charlottes been tagged

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:06 pm
Author: kes1
blue-sophist:
kes1:
PartTimePongo:
Wishful_Thinking. Is that sarcasm or a genuine question?
I really thought I had made it plain, that not only is that not me, I require it removing too.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery apparently.

I'd start with fukcing rude, followed by infantile ... then add inappropriate, insulting, and infantile again.

Give it 24 hours and I would hope that some internet buffoons will have had their ARRSE accounts suspended.

I did say apparently.

It's kinda like the game children play where they copy everything you say and do.

Oh, did I just imply this person was childish? Wink

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:08 pm
Author: MrsDarthspud Location: Devon me dears, AGAIN!
blue-sophist:
MrsDarthspud:
Methinks the ILAF should come out of retirement for this one!

Wozzat?
Internet Liberation Army Front?
Not of Judea, of course ... that doesn't work.

Internet Lager Assault Force
Not of Judea Wink

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:09 pm
Author: Social_Handgrenade Location: local convent, sniffing bicycle seats
minister_doh_nut:
snigger, Charlottes been tagged

What? one of them ankle braclet thingys that stops kunts leaving the house?

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:09 pm
Author: smudge67 Location: Back from the dead
Incestuous Lesbian African Female?

It's the new "minority" to be with apparently?

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:10 pm
Author: easesprings Location: Somewhere only I know
Social_Handgrenade:
minister_doh_nut:
snigger, Charlottes been tagged

What? one of them ankle braclet thingys that stops kunts leaving the house?

Is that O2

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:11 pm
Author: spike7451 Location: In Grace Niells
Praetorian:
http://arrseabouttit.postalboard.com/kit-whinges-f4/what-s-wrong-with-the-issue-stuff-t17.htm

A recruit telling a bloke on P Company that he's a poof. I bet Arby can't even pass his PFT.

Arby posted this gem..

Quote:
Seriously though. What's the craic? Have you honestly found the boots that bad that you've had to go out and buy swanky GSG9s? Hexi really isnt that s***, is it? It boils water. So, kit whores, justify your existance.

Correct me if I'm wrong but is'nt GSG9 the Boxhead version of 'Them'?? Shocked

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:15 pm
Author: smudge67 Location: Back from the dead
spike7451:
Praetorian:
http://arrseabouttit.postalboard.com/kit-whinges-f4/what-s-wrong-with-the-issue-stuff-t17.htm

A recruit telling a bloke on P Company that he's a poof. I bet Arby can't even pass his PFT.

Arby posted this gem..

Quote:
Seriously though. What's the craic? Have you honestly found the boots that bad that you've had to go out and buy swanky GSG9s? Hexi really isnt that s***, is it? It boils water. So, kit whores, justify your existance.

Correct me if I'm wrong but is'nt GSG9 the Boxhead version of 'Them'?? Shocked

From Wiki:

The GSG 9 der Bundespolizei (originally the German abbreviation of Grenzschutzgruppe 9 or Border Guard Group 9) is the elite counter-terrorism and special operations unit of the German Federal Police and is considered to be among the best of its kind in the world. Many nations have modelled their counter-terrorism units after the GSG 9

I still think people are missing the point. It's not supposed to be taken lieterally. It's a piss take.

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:17 pm
Author: crow_bag
spike7451:
Praetorian:
http://arrseabouttit.postalboard.com/kit-whinges-f4/what-s-wrong-with-the-issue-stuff-t17.htm

A recruit telling a bloke on P Company that he's a poof. I bet Arby can't even pass his PFT.

Arby posted this gem..

Quote:
Seriously though. What's the craic? Have you honestly found the boots that bad that you've had to go out and buy swanky GSG9s? Hexi really isnt that s***, is it? It boils water. So, kit whores, justify your existance.

Correct me if I'm wrong but is'nt GSG9 the Boxhead version of 'Them'?? Shocked

Yes, it's also a boot made by Adidas, apparently they are good boots. Adidas GSG9

Bugger too slow.

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:20 pm
Author: blue-sophist Location: Offshore, and raising 2 fingers to the EU
It's all absolutely fascinating. This has been my first major encounter with Interweb forums, and has been a fascinating insight into the world outside my well-fenced perimeter.

People here have shown themselves to be knowledgeable, funny, rude, interesting, helpful, entertaining, friendly, silly ... and utterly pointless, stupid and infantile. Just like real life, really.

Ho-hum, it's the Interweb innit. Rolling Eyes

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:22 pm
Author: Grownup_Rafbrat Location: Dorset - between the shed and the woodburner
smudge67:


I still think people are missing the point. It's not supposed to be taken lieterally. It's a urine take.

Can't say I agree, given the level of sarcasm and barbed comments aimed at arrse mods. Add that to the 'cloning' of our esteemed Mr. PTP and I think it's a lot more sinister.

And the lack of erudition, humour, or anything worth reading, means that it will soon tail away. It's motto should be 'the site with hidden shallows'.

Civvy or not, I think I'll remain an arrse maiden!

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:22 pm
Author: spike7451 Location: In Grace Niells
Cheers c_b.
Why the interest Arby has in 'Kit Whores' is beyond me.Maybe he get's off over the Silvermans catalog?

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:22 pm
Author: ctauch Location: behind a firewall you tw@t
blue-sophist:
It's all absolutely fascinating. This has been my first major encounter with Interweb forums, and has been a fascinating insight into the world outside my well-fenced perimeter.

People here have shown themselves to be knowledgeable, funny, rude, interesting, helpful, entertaining, friendly, silly ... and utterly pointless, stupid and infantile. Just like real life, really.

Ho-hum, it's the Interweb innit. Rolling Eyes

Doesn't change the fact that you are a filthy crab.

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:26 pm
Author: Filbert Fox Location: Living in the 80's, when music was great & Military Hospitals were open.
Still, five pages so far, good to see it hasnt ruffled anyones feathers!

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:26 pm
Author: Wishful_Thinking Location: MOD Centerparcs, but according to Tom-Tom, it doesn't exist!
Grownup_Rafbrat:
Add that to the 'cloning' of our esteemed Mr. PTP and I think it's a lot more sinister.

Couldn't agree more G_R and I have emailed Admin on ARRSE About Tit saying so.

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:29 pm
Author: smudge67 Location: Back from the dead
Wishful_Thinking:
Grownup_Rafbrat:
Add that to the 'cloning' of our esteemed Mr. PTP and I think it's a lot more sinister.

Couldn't agree more G_R and I have emailed Admin on ARRSE About Tit saying so.

Fair point! God....I'd be destroyed if I found out that there was another Smudge out there lurking somewhere?!?! Wink

And no.....it wasn't me that posted on the website as PTP.....I believe I was.....yup....Smudge....as always Smile
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