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Whats this shite?

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:09 pm
Author: smudge67 Location: Back from the dead
D0lly86:
Ha Ha! most users ever online was 35! PMSL! Yeah looks like a real success well done! cnuts!

Well if Dolly thinks that, with her massive experience on ARRSE (all 20 days of it) I think this argument can safely be put to bed!! Wink

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:10 pm
Author: blue-sophist Location: Offshore, and raising 2 fingers to the EU
D0lly86:
Ha Ha! most users ever online was 35! PMSL! Yeah looks like a real success well done! cnuts!
Last time I looked there were 35 lurkers and 0 members.

Perhaps I'll join ... and start an Airsofting Advice column.
And a Charity Appeal, of course Cool

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:13 pm
Author: niner_domestic
There's one of her in a bikini... www.krankies.com/#/pho...4515361522 (smudge avert thine eyes)

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:13 pm
Author: BambiBasher Location: Putting turds in the punchbowl
SurveyCommando:


Christ. Anyone got any phots of Jimmy Krankies tits then? Twisted Evil

Would looking at a photo of said norks make a person a hermer, a nonce, a hermer nonce, or just a freak of nature?

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:15 pm
Author: REgards Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
BambiBasher:
SurveyCommando:


Christ. Anyone got any phots of Jimmy Krankies tits then? Twisted Evil

Would looking at a photo of said norks make a person a hermer, a nonce, a hermer nonce, or just a freak of nature?

Dunno but if that's your thing a double lobotomy and 10 rolls of rubber wallpaper probably wouldn't go amiss Very Happy

(Blatantly plagirised from 2nd Technician Arnold Judas Rimmer, JMC)

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:18 pm
Author: smudge67 Location: Back from the dead
niner_domestic:
There's one of her in a bikini... www.krankies.com/#/pho...4515361522 (smudge avert thine eyes)

I actually clicked on the link, purely out of morbid curiosity, although there was a slight twitch in my loins....only to find that the MoD NetNazi won't show the photo!

Could someone please save it to their PC then attach it to the thread?

It's something that I won't ever feel truly whole unless I've seen her/it now! Smile

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:23 pm
Author: niner_domestic
SurveyCommando:
Wishful_Thinking:
Bit strange how they've only just been Holed. Free speech suddenly doesn't apply?

Can you please stop being boring, you are clogging up the internet. Why don't you just disappear back to your thread about how enormous bo_baths purple headed womb ferret is on bunchoftits.com or whatever the other site is. I'm sure he'd be more than happy to 'hole' you even if you do look like Jimmy Krankie without tits.


There SC, I fixed it for you.

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:39 pm
Author: PartTimePongo Location: Rostov-on-Brum
StabTiffy2B:
Check out the people that are joining. PTP should be ashamed of himself.

It just seems to be a Charlotte, Wishful Thinking, arby and bobath love-in while slagging off people on arrse. All this while claiming it's nothing to do with arrse.

It won't be going in the favourites.

I have one identity - PartTimePongo. I use it on ONE site. Arrse. I've just been emailed by someone else pointing this out.

As I wasn't included in the list of invites, and am still unaware as to where this site is, it would make it unlikely that I'd have joined it.

What is more likely however Charlotte, as I know you're reading this, is you finding a blank space on your monitor where Arrse used to be, if you don't remove false membership.

PTP

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:40 pm
Author: StabTiffy2B Location: Back in the sticks with a brew.
PartTimePongo:
StabTiffy2B:
Check out the people that are joining. PTP should be ashamed of himself.

It just seems to be a Charlotte, Wishful Thinking, arby and bobath love-in while slagging off people on arrse. All this while claiming it's nothing to do with arrse.

It won't be going in the favourites.

I have one identity - PartTimePongo. I use it on ONE site. Arrse. I've just been emailed by someone else pointing this out.

As I wasn't included in the list of invites, and am still unaware as to where this site is, it would make it unlikely that I'd have joined it.

What is more likely however Charlotte, as I know you're reading this, is you finding a blank space on your monitor where Arrse used to be, if you don't remove false membership.

PTP

Don't backpeddle now. You want to nail all the scutters and you know it!

You slag Very Happy

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:42 pm
Author: kes1
PartTimePongo:
I have one identity - PartTimePongo. I use it on ONE site. Arrse. I've just been emailed by someone else pointing this out.

As I wasn't included in the list of invites, and am still unaware as to where this site is, it would make it unlikely that I'd have joined it.

So you're not looking for
PartTimePongo:
... a gay, Liberal, Pakistani. GSOH essential. Must have own copy of the Koran.
then? Wink

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:45 pm
Author: Wishful_Thinking Location: MOD Centerparcs, but according to Tom-Tom, it doesn't exist!
PartTimePongo:
StabTiffy2B:
Check out the people that are joining. PTP should be ashamed of himself.

It just seems to be a Charlotte, Wishful Thinking, arby and bobath love-in while slagging off people on arrse. All this while claiming it's nothing to do with arrse.

It won't be going in the favourites.

I have one identity - PartTimePongo. I use it on ONE site. Arrse. I've just been emailed by someone else pointing this out.

As I wasn't included in the list of invites, and am still unaware as to where this site is, it would make it unlikely that I'd have joined it.

What is more likely however Charlotte, as I know you're reading this, is you finding a blank space on your monitor where Arrse used to be, if you don't remove false membership.

PTP

Sorry, can I just clear this up. Are you saying that is not you on ARRSE About Tit PTP? The poster 'PTP' has your logo and location on there? Confused

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:47 pm
Author: blue-sophist Location: Offshore, and raising 2 fingers to the EU
PartTimePongo:
StabTiffy2B:
Check out the people that are joining. PTP should be ashamed of himself.
It just seems to be a Charlotte, Wishful Thinking, arby and bobath love-in while slagging off people on arrse. All this while claiming it's nothing to do with arrse.
It won't be going in the favourites.
I have one identity - PartTimePongo. I use it on ONE site. Arrse. I've just been emailed by someone else pointing this out.
As I wasn't included in the list of invites, and am still unaware as to where this site is, it would make it unlikely that I'd have joined it.
What is more likely however Charlotte, as I know you're reading this, is you finding a blank space on your monitor where Arrse used to be, if you don't remove false membership.
PTP

I found the use of your current Avatar over there somewhat misleading as well.
Do you ever cross-dress?

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:47 pm
Author: Bowser-Mong Location: THE Puzzle Palace of all Puzzle Palaces
kes1:
PartTimePongo:
I have one identity - PartTimePongo. I use it on ONE site. Arrse. I've just been emailed by someone else pointing this out.

As I wasn't included in the list of invites, and am still unaware as to where this site is, it would make it unlikely that I'd have joined it.

So you're not looking for
PartTimePongo:
... a gay, Liberal, Pakistani. GSOH essential. Must have own copy of the Koran.
then? Wink


Thats MDNs lovetoy.

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:48 pm
Author: BambiBasher Location: Putting turds in the punchbowl
Wishful_Thinking:


Sorry, can I just clear this up. Are you saying that is not you on ARRSE About Tit PTP? The poster 'PTP' has your logo and location on there? Confused

What part of his post suggests anything else? Have you lost your balloon and ice cream? Lets see if we can find them together in this Gentleman's Cloakroom...

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:56 pm
Author: kes1
FABLONBIFFCHIT:
kes1:
PartTimePongo:
I have one identity - PartTimePongo. I use it on ONE site. Arrse. I've just been emailed by someone else pointing this out.

As I wasn't included in the list of invites, and am still unaware as to where this site is, it would make it unlikely that I'd have joined it.

So you're not looking for
PartTimePongo:
... a gay, Liberal, Pakistani. GSOH essential. Must have own copy of the Koran.
then? Wink


Thats MDNs lovetoy.

So a fight out between PTP and MDN over the aforementioned love toy? If we suggest they do it in a ring rilled with foam and jelly and sell tickets, we'd make a fortune! Very Happy

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:57 pm
Author: Mighty_doh_nut Location: Newport Pagnell, smoking truckers
a dull tubster that doesn't get it:
I notice that now I have become a member of ARRSE About Tit, most of my posts have been moved to the Hole. How very childish. Is this really what ARRSE has become? Would one of the MODS explain please.

I'll gladly explain my podgy fingered cherub.

Childish? In the NAAFI?... Never....

Its simply because we can, we don't like you and it irritates you enough to go bleating elsewhere.

If you don't like it complain to a grown up, or use the correct forum...... then place your bonce under a truffle digging machine..... you underpant full of DNA

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:57 pm
Author: PartTimePongo Location: Rostov-on-Brum
Wishful_Thinking. Is that sarcasm or a genuine question?

I really thought I had made it plain, that not only is that not me, I require it removing too.

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:58 pm
Author: kes1
PartTimePongo:
Wishful_Thinking. Is that sarcasm or a genuine question?

I really thought I had made it plain, that not only is that not me, I require it removing too.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery apparently.

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:01 pm
Author: Mighty_doh_nut Location: Newport Pagnell, smoking truckers
No it isn't....... its sad gutless sniping from someone who hasn't got the swingers to say what they mean to their faces.

Re: Whats this shite?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:01 pm
Author: MrsDarthspud Location: Devon me dears, AGAIN!
Methinks the ILAF should come out of retirement for this one!
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