Mr Happy:
If Florida one does not say "cockroach", one says "palmetto bug". You know it is a big feckin cockroach, I know it is a big feckin cockroach but the Floridian term is Palmetto Bug. I had a few in my condo in Florida once. Didn't know whether to get a 12 bore and shoot it or to put a saddle on it and ride it out the door.

As to Florida winter weather, it is quite variable within fairly short distances. Miami on East and Naples and Ft Myer on West are fairly warm all winter but a bit further north could be a bit cooler. No need for long underwear and a woolly gansey but maybe a windbreaker/light fleese over the t-shirt at some times, other times quite warm. I don't care, it is still warmer that the New England coast in the winter. Last year I was in Largo (near Tampa) for a couple of weeks in January. I did not sit by the pool in a bathing suit all day but wore a shirt and shorts and enjoyed the sun anyway.

Any active UK military traveling in the US should check out the USO Linky here. A great outfit they have offices in major cities and on/near bases. They provide very nice lounges in major airports and also often have free/dirt cheap tickets to theatres and sporting events. I recall in NY City getting baseball tickets and also theatre tickets. Theatres hate empty seats and often donate to USO unsold tickets.

In Tampa, FL the hockey team wants to fill seats. Every game day at 10:00AM they sell all unsold seats for that day for $10. Last winter I took my godchildren and family to a hockey game. $50 for 5 tickets worth $55 each. My godson is from Toronto area and had never been to a NHL game as in Toronto tickets unobtainable. He was very happy with "Uncle David".

As to ticket discounts at Shades of Green in Orlando, I believe you can get discounted tickets at Shades of Green even if you are not staying there. About 10 years ago we got tickets there although not staying there, wife was active USN officer at the time. As to staying there, I think that UK troops can stay there only if in the US on orders for training, exchange program, serving in a NATO command in US (lots of Brits at CINCLANT in Norfolk) Note: Shades of Green is a non-smoking facility as are all Disney hotels.

As to Disney tickets, the Disney site refers only to US personnel getting discounts. I think the current discount program is one free 5 day ticket for the military member and up to 5 companion tickets for 5 days at $99 each. It would be worth checking to see if they will honor UK military ID. Also on Disney, if a person in the party is disabled Disney has a reputation of being very helpful. On rides with long lines the disabled go to the front of the line in most cases.

Also, if in Florida the Everglades is well worth a look. The National Park Center offers tours at Shark River where you will see lots of alligators and other wildlife. The tour guides do a great job. (note, some Florida restaurants have alligator on the menu. Tastes just like chicken but the meat is whiter than chicken.

Have a great time.

Yes and IIRC, Universal and Seaworld resorts have a similar policy. Something that I thought was a nice idea until I got there. Almost everyone that was classed as "disabled" was actually just a fat knacker. They would ride around the parks on spaz chariots, go straight to the front of the queues and the only thing wrong was them was gluttony. For the genuinely disabled it is a really good idea but to reward people for being obese just seems wrong.

The reason they put the blimps at the front of these rides is purely for safety.
As and when the extra mass of supersized blubberbutts causes catastrophic failure of the rollercoaster, the wobblebottoms will pile in first causing a huge adipose cushion for everyone else to fall safely, if somewhat messily, into.

That will be expensive, the park prices remain the same but hotels and flights will cost much more.

Sticky don't let yourself down by attacking obese kids and adults who may be overweight due to their condition or medication. Be thankful your own family is, I hope, healthy and show some grit!

They have free-to-use mobility scooters at Monkey World, Dorset, UK. Those taking one out are required to complete and sign a form, which includes a statement that the user's weight does not exceed ??? stone. I've forgotten the weight limit, but can assure you that there's something drastically wrong with the bathroom scales of many of 'em.

Funny how their condition is down to a medical problem. I assume you think that the vast amounts of calories they put down there necks is nothing to do with them being overweight. I don't.

£1695 for me an the wench for 11days at the hilton, not gonna be able to afford t agan for a whle but thought that wasnt a bad deal?

Look at the disney resort, the low cost, I think they call them value resort. The room are good and so are the ammenities, they usually go for anywhere from $69 -$99.

It doesn't help that apparently Florida is like "spot the non-fat fook"

As a former squaddie, I can certainly endorse the Hampton roads area of Virginia. I now live and work here, and there is loads to do if you are fed up with the Disney thing. Colonial Williamsburg, looks really good, but if you want to go inside the houses and talk to the re-enactors, it costs an arm and a leg, although the whole site is free to walk around, and you can quite easily waste a few hours doing this. There are also free show, on most afternoons, mainly on the build up to the Revolution. Much more interesting especially for us Brits, is the Jamestown settlement, this is about 5 miles down the road, its cheap to get in, (about $10) and there is a cracking visitors centre with replicas of the 3 ships, a fort and an indian settlement. Make sure you take the guided tour as these people really know their stuff, 1 mile down the road is the real site of where the English landed back in 1607, again this is cheap to get in, and a lot of work has been done since the Queen visited back in 07. I am sounding a bit like a tour guide here, but I will carry on regardless. about 20 miles down the road is Yorktown, which was not such a good result for the British Army, but still really interesting. You also have Busch Gardens in Williamsburg for the rollercoater fix, and almost next door is a large water park. just down the road is the biggest Naval base, on the East coast. The vast majority of the Civil War was fought in Virginia, and I have not really explored that yet. 3 hours north, is Washington DC, with all the excellent free museums, and of course Arlington Cemetery which is a must see. We usually fly Heathrow to Dulles, and then drive south. Flights with BA out of season are quite cheap.
If I can help anybody thinking of visiting, feel free to email or pm me.

In answer to the query regarding Florida weather--I haven't been in a few years, but the ex wife and I used to make regular pilgrimage to Orlando each January with the kids. Weather was absolutely fantastic. Would get on the plane in St Louis and be freezing our arses off, and once arriving in Orlando, the coats and sweaters immediately got stowed for the duration. Kids would spend every evening in the outdoor hotel pool.

Edit to add: I just checked weather, and Orlando right now is at 77 degrees F, with a low tonight expected of 51 degrees F. Pretty nice compared to the billowing snow I can see out my office window.

You can also show your National Defence Medal!