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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 9:55 pm

Ireland - STOP VOTING FOR THE CNUTS THAT ARE JOHN AND EDWARD (not that I know who they are because my missus doesn't make me watch x-factor at all).

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:01 pm

Doogonk:
Well i don't think it's funny anymore! I'm beginning to lose sleep and everyfin'! I'm worried to.... i'm beginning to regret telling the Missus that "If those two tosspots win then i'll blow the dog"!!!!!

I want to put scissors into you.

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:08 pm

JonnoJonno:
I want to put scissors into you.

I love it when you talk dirty!!!!! Shocked

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:14 pm

JonnoJonno:
Doogonk:
Well i don't think it's funny anymore! I'm beginning to lose sleep and everyfin'! I'm worried to.... i'm beginning to regret telling the Missus that "If those two tosspots win then i'll blow the dog"!!!!!

I want to put scissors into you.

Two pricks for the price of one, cleaver you.

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:20 pm

jinxy:
Two pricks for the price of one, cleaver you.

Well would ya look at that.... 1067 posts and you still haven't mastered the knack of spelling.... tw*t!

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:24 pm

yhe only reason i ever watch this is cheryl cole.

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:25 pm

Private_Pike:
Its like how my dick accidentally slipped inside your missus.

You were in Fallschirmjaeger's front room?

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:28 pm

Doogonk:
jinxy:
Two pricks for the price of one, cleaver you.

Well would ya look at that.... 1067 posts and you still haven't mastered the knack of spelling.... tw*t!

Hello pot this is kettle, send colour setting over Laughing

edit

DOh

Own goal there................. Must give up the booze.

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:34 pm

jinxy:
Doogonk:
jinxy:
Two pricks for the price of one, cleaver you.

Well would ya look at that.... 1067 posts and you still haven't mastered the knack of spelling.... tw*t!

Hello pot this is kettle, send colour setting over Laughing

My key appears to be working. (Apostrophe between the "n" and "t" to denote missing letter).

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:37 pm

^^^^

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:41 pm

Still want me to send colour setting? Twisted Evil

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:42 pm

Doogonk:
Still want me to send colour setting? Twisted Evil

Embarassed

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:45 pm

thumleft

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:50 pm

FR_Trooper:
yhe only reason i ever watch this is cheryl cole.

Liar. You watch it for Louis & Simon.

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:55 pm

FNUSNU:
Ireland - STOP VOTING FOR THE CNUTS THAT ARE JOHN AND EDWARD (not that I know who they are because my missus doesn't make me watch x-factor at all).

Eh Ireland can't vote in X Factor - the British public are to blame but then again we still have a labour government

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:56 pm

everyone knows L.W's group did bad because he was too busy mourning the loss of his fudge-nudging friend Stephen Gately.

he was said to be happier once the post-mortem was done, which revealed Stephen died doing what he loved doing... kneeling down choking on bodily fluids.

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:23 pm

Shouldn't he be running British Airways?

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:32 am

Doogonk:
I slipped in the front room this evening and accidentally watched the XFactor! .... honest! Nearly wet meself when Louis had to wave goodbye to his top group while his other act, the cringworthy John & Edward got voted thru to next week. Irish tosspot, i hope the irony hasn't been lost on him. Wot a fekkin donut! Mad


HA! You've just outed yourself Doogonk, you X-factor watching-Simon Cowell loving gayist!!

I am so gonna tell everyone at work tomorrow... Razz


...Unless of course you give me my books back.

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:46 am

Fallschirmjager:
Well I think Edward and John are dead fit.

One of my mates is married to a cousin of theirs. I can probably arrange for you to meet the little darlings. By the look of them I'd say they'd enjoy getting bummed by a big rough military man.

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Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

Post Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:46 pm

FNUSNU:
Ireland - STOP VOTING FOR THE CNUTS THAT ARE JOHN AND EDWARD (not that I know who they are because my missus doesn't make me watch x-factor at all).

That pair are two talentless Dublin Jackeens, Gobbeloons!, Mountebanks!, Mummers!, Jongluers!, Poltroons!, Theatrical imposters!, and the pity is, they might win this ferking competition while decent talent goes to the wall, or so my Mrs and Daughter say, Ahem! Rolling Eyes Wink

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