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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:15 pm

theoriginalphantom:
Tawahi-50:
Do I detect another lawsuit waiting in the wings, against the NHS for the embarrassment of giving her a 'white' arm.

For goodness sake, woman!, get a grip..

it wouldn't be the first case

Yes, I would think she's got a lawsuit up her sleeve

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:16 pm

Does she get her gloves half price?

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:29 pm

B_AND_T:
Recce19:
I bet her nickname is Bandit Twisted Evil

Do you read other posts?

B_AND_T:
If she committed a robbery which she be known as "the fruit machine"


Think about it.





Shall I order a bendy bus?

Never saw yours and I couldn't give a flying f*ck either. I must remember to not spend 3 minutes away from reading your posts Rolling Eyes

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:31 pm

Miner:
I love the way she's asian, with a white false arm.
Not even a cardigan is going to cover that fact up.

Actually this youg loady have got pale skin LINK

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She claims she was sent to the stockroom and asked to work from there until the winter uniform arrived.

I don't blame her taking them to a tribunal ,I have problem's with my leg's i was told not to wear tight trousers because it showed the exact problem . I was told to wear a long skirt and i told certain people in not so many words to kindly take a hike Very Happy

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:41 pm

stumble:
Miner:
I love the way she's asian, with a white false arm.
Not even a cardigan is going to cover that fact up.

Actually this youg loady have got pale skin LINK

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She claims she was sent to the stockroom and asked to work from there until the winter uniform arrived.

I don't blame her taking them to a tribunal ,I have problem's with my leg's i was told not to wear tight trousers because it showed the exact problem . I was told to wear a long skirt and i told certain people in not so many words to kindly take a hike Very Happy

Shame it wasn't a long hat they told you to wear, Chubb or an airtight wooden box

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:51 pm

Miner:
She was unable to offer a hand to customers, thats why they shunted her into the stock room.

Anymore room in the stretch minivan?

Is she making a fist of it?

I'll just run along behind.

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:58 pm

auscam:
Miner:
She was unable to offer a hand to customers, thats why they shunted her into the stock room.

Anymore room in the stretch minivan?

Is she making a fist of it?

I'll just run along behind.

I've booked a fleet......

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:28 pm

She was sh1t at playing the spoons.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TS9ugnarQQ

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:55 pm

Seems she was caught with her fingers in the till,

but fortunately was able to prove she was elsewhere at the tlme.



(move down the bus, please)

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:16 pm

Nice chebs though Very Happy
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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:20 pm

stumble:
Miner:
I love the way she's asian, with a white false arm.
Not even a cardigan is going to cover that fact up.

Actually this youg loady have got pale skin LINK

Quote:
She claims she was sent to the stockroom and asked to work from there until the winter uniform arrived.

I don't blame her taking them to a tribunal ,I have problem's with my leg's i was told not to wear tight trousers because it showed the exact problem . I was told to wear a long skirt and i told certain people in not so many words to kindly take a hike Very Happy

The problem with your legs, it wasn't that they couldn't walk past a pie without you scoffing it?

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:37 pm

And to think they paid for piano lessons for christmas.......

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:42 pm

And she is left with a shed load of unused party poppers.

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:45 pm

saintstone:
I think that Abercrombie & Fitch have to shoulder some of the blame here, due to their cack handed approach to recruitment of the disabled. I may be going out on a limb when I say that their underhanded tactics to hide this woman from sight are shocking. On the other hand, they could have discriminated against her because of some other reason, but personally the finger of blame lies with the management. This woman didn't need the elbow, just a chance to prove just how handy she could be.

Nevermind a taxi, someone order that man a stretched limo.

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:49 pm

She got 'fcuked off' by this firm also;

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aran_sweater

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:40 pm

Tawahi-50:
theoriginalphantom:
Tawahi-50:
Do I detect another lawsuit waiting in the wings, against the NHS for the embarrassment of giving her a 'white' arm.

For goodness sake, woman!, get a grip..

it wouldn't be the first case

Yes, I would think she's got a lawsuit up her sleeve

She hasn't got a leg to stand on in that respect.

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:38 pm

The stockroom is the right place for her. She is not a proper human being, having only one arm.

She is not normal and the public should not be in a position where they have to look at this "woman".

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:45 pm

You got the reference for that £80 you sent, its still lost in the uhlu unless you were telling porkies

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:47 pm

My dad wont let m e use his credit card.

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Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

Post Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:55 pm

attractiveboy:
£80 sent via paypal

So you lied then?

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