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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:53 pm

mjohnson156:
well unfortunately guys i hear u criticise but i dont see u offering up any ally pics of urselves....furthermore i'd say he's pretty dam ally for a ccf cadet!


Are you gay ?



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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:00 am

It's only got two seats ally



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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:51 am

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It's only got two seats ally


I remember that on the news, seriously I hate flying inside a * airplane, I can't imagine the gut's it took to strap on the outside of one in combat... Shocked

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:01 am

How ally is this?



South African - 10/10
Special forces - 10/10
Feckin' Pet Lion - 11/10
Lion named "Terry" - 11/10





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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:09 am

If Terry had frickin LASER beams coming out of his eyes - then it would be ally.

Instead Tezzer just looks cute.

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:31 am

And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:48 am

Alsacien:
And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......

This from a German?????!!!!!

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:07 am

Alsacien:
And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......


Mate, those shorts are the essence of ally.

Porno style is the way forward.

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:10 am

Jelly_Fish:
Alsacien:
And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......


Mate, those shorts are the essence of ally.

Porno style is the way forward.

Correct. Porn 'tache = ally. Porn shorts = ally.

Oh, and a quarter metric ton, 50mph African carnivore = v. ally, even without laser beams.

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:12 am

I'll confess I even think the geezer sitting with the lion has a good haircut. It's just so unfashionable it HAS to be good.

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:14 am

Them Saffers lack a sense of humour, if thy'd been brits the lion would have been called Clarence and the guy in the shorts would have worn a wet Perm al a Keegan!

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:25 am

No sense of humour? Read about Terry and friends here

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:29 am

Ok a saffer sense of humour!

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:47 am

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Alsacien:
And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......

This from a German?????!!!!!

German Confused

I am also a bit concerned that the bloke in piccy 1 looks like he is about to mount the lion, and raises questions as to whether it is the same guy sticking his hand up the lions arrse in piccy 3....

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:58 am

I am also a bit concerned that the bloke in piccy 1 looks like he is about to mount the lion, and raises questions as to whether it is the same guy sticking his hand up the lions arrse in piccy 3....[/quote]

Fair play to him if he can do that, he's more nails than me.

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:16 am

What has been happening in here - cadets..ally? Garlic...bread?
Saffies and their pets - have to rate that I suppose. Born Free and all.

Marines strapped to WAH-64D Apache Longbows..Now then if I may be serious for a while. This is obviously ally as all hell. "Let me at em" spirit and especially to retrieve a fallen comrade. But when I see this I think of how, without the right support, they had to tie themselves to the wrong bits of kit to try, rather desperately, to fulfill an extremely unpleasant task.
Serious bit over.

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:44 am

What an ace thread, I've just read this from front to back Smile

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:10 pm

Mounting a male lion? Fisting a male lion? I don't know whether it's ally but by the cringe, it is fearless as feck! Probably after those photos were seen by the CofC the 3rd Recce Para Commando Tp were withdrawn from their record long range patrol for psychiatric care...

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:44 pm

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Re: Search for an *Ally* star

Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 pm

Lewis:
Mad Mike Hoare's Mercenaries in the congo.

The guy hiding behind the Jeep, fcuk me this is dangerous ally?

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