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Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:01 pm

Anyone got her new show on?

Its on channel 4 and shes got her top undone, can proper see cleavage Hump

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:49 pm

Aaaaarghhhh.....I turned across just to check the artistic value of the programme Wink and those cnuts McFly were on, torturing somebody's else's song as usual. Karaoke for 12 yr olds. I wish they would die horribly.

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:50 pm

Katherine Jenkins is far nicer even if she is from Neath!

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:59 pm

There was billie piper and gwen stefani on the show with her.

Them pair and charlotte church, now what a sandwich that would be Very Happy

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:39 am

Gwen Stafani Is STUNNING! And how the fcuk Charlotte Chuch got her own show I don't know..
1. She is really bad at reading the autocue.
2. If I was an English presenter on Welsh(Welch) TV I am sure I would not be able to Slag Wales off, but she seems to be able to put England down with total immunity.. Ah well that pretty much sums up this great 'PC' nation we live in.... Frustrated

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:19 pm

Young miss Church should be placed across my knee and spanked until he botty is glowing and she is howling like a dog..........Kleenex please.

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:23 pm

I wouln't mind nobbing miss church's mum, going through a bit of a milf phase at the moment, AND she's got a pub....bargain

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:54 pm

Katherine Jenkins is the way ahead. I was on duty the back end of last year and saw her on Songs of Praise - fucking incredible bangers.

Not the thing you should be thinking about watching that programme. Wrong in so many ways.

As for a sandwich, Charlotte Church AND her mam, then downstairs and free bar. (Hold that thought).

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:02 pm

deerhunter:
Katherine Jenkins is the way ahead. I was on duty the back end of last year and saw her on Songs of Praise - fucking incredible bangers.

So they should be, she paid a fortune for them.

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:09 pm

She does have a fair pair of baps on her......Makes up for her being Welsh!
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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:35 pm

CC - aah, she is THE woman you shouldn't fancy but do!

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:36 pm

Jenkins is gorgeous

But Church she is just down right Durty

Give me Charlotte any day

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:02 pm

Jenkins is a skinny, operatic, biatch...Church would respond well to the type of foreplay best encapsulated as "Brace yourself Charlotte!"

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:10 pm

On the other hand, Cuddles.....


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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:47 pm

Ms Jenkins....... Headbang
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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:06 pm

Do you think you can distract me from adoration of the fat-arsed Cardiff slapper Ms Church by showing me pictures of La Jenkins' baps and woman-fork? Well you might be right...but that's not important right now!

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:13 pm

Sorry chaps, but baps like that are easy to come by in the Englsh community, so there's no need to resort to the Welsh!

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:25 pm

Invictus_88:
Sorry chaps, but baps like that are easy to come by in the Englsh community, so there's no need to resort to the Welsh!

Fair enough, let's have a, "Compare and contrast...," then:

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*Purely gratuitous posting.

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:49 pm

Jesus, she's looking like Jordan!

Would comment on the Jenkins pic, but it's about the size of a postage stamp & people think I'm odd enough already without dribbling into my keyboard from about 3"

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Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:51 pm

Well how about



I think she is English and the boobies are better

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