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Well, seeing as you've asked this in Lil's may I
suggest something along the lines of "fcuk off
you minging crocadillyfuckpig, we wouldn't want
to be anywhere near you, you kuntfaced skanking
slapper, and if we were it would only be to shit
in your wedding cake." Or have I not quite got
... 
Senior Service OH too. Only look occasionally at
the RN Community site. 
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Beat bicycle theft by towing a horse box behind
your bike.
When you stop, simply padlock the cycle securely
inside the horse box.... 
And when they ask us how we won, And when we tell
them how it's done,
We'll proudly point to every one, Those British
soldiers of the Queen! (Soldier's Hymn (in t)
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